FROM THE PUNITENTIARY
With some imagination and a pun now and then, it is possible to use the names of elements as synonyms or substitutes for some phrases. So cesium your pen and fill in the blanks.
1. What doctors are for
2. Policeman
3. Have went (very poor grammar)
4. Indian funeral chant
5. A motto for a well digging company
6. Get him
7. Holmium x .5 =
8. Chemical apache
9. To press a shirt
10. Directed (past tense)
11. A kitchen work area with a drain
12. A ship's kitchen
13. The leg joint above the calf
14. What police do to a bookie joint
15. A cowboy's cry after successfully riding a bronco:
"I . . . "
16. An amusing prisoner
17. Ruler of Davey Jones locker
18. A large building used to store automobiles
19. The last words of a dying man
20. The Lone Ranger's horse
21. What is often done to stores during a riot
22. The name applied to a blond person from Sweden, Norway or Finland
23. What do you do before you brand a steer
24. The name of a red flower
25. A tomb
26. An officer in the army
27. Someone who gives to charity
28. Mickey Mouse's dog
29. A 2000 lb. casket
30. Element used in talking and chewing
31. A description of beautiful mountains
32. View by a boy whose name is Cal
33. What you do to steak when you barbeque
34. Cowhide used as a carpet (ion)
35. Funds from mother's sister
36. Opposite of hot
37. When you send junk to the land fill "you . . ."
38. The back of one's foot
39. A stomach-less creature
40. Speeders are caught on
41. The seventh planet
42. Last year's graduates
43. Something with a low I.Q.
44. When a farmer plants seeds he " . . . . "
45. To grab an object from someone